i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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