Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Plan B is the new Plan A
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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