I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Come on in and take your pants off
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