I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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