i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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