just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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