Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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