Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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