break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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