ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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