stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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