Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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