at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
