people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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