i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
it's not cheating when I paid for it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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