I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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