So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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