Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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