its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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