escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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