Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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