i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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