you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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