I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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