im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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