I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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