Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Sober January is a disaster.
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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