Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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