You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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