last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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