covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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