We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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