Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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