bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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