You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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