So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
