I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
