after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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