NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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