i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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