Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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