16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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