i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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