You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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