Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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