im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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