He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
