it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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