She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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