What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
wow bdsm is so cute
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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