You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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