I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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