still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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