i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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