i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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