there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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