That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I look better un-naked...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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